Why There is No Life After Death

Robert Cringley just had an article about a massive layoff at IBM coming by the end of 2007. I tend to agree with him that this is essentially IBM CEO Sam Palmisano doing nothing but plundering the company for nothing but personal greed.

I really take this as proof that there is no "life after death." For if we were reborn to walk this earth again, then Tom Watson, the founder of IBM, would scream in frustration and releave Sam of his earthly shackles.

Obviously this means there will be no spiritual, divine, or inspired intervention on behalf of the thousands of IBMers who showed the company loyalty and diligence.